| Team Bio:
| It’s 2010 and the team’s motivation at Poultry Days has changed drastically. If I’m not mistaken, there isn’t a single person left on the roster. This last year, we’ve had two marriages, two engagements, about 4 random hook-ups that led to relationships, three girls that just can’t wait for their men to “put a ring on it”, and five dudes who are trying to put off “putting a ring on it” as long as possible. Yes, the team’s days of wandering late night in the college camps looking for freshman is a distant memory. Actually, that’s not entirely true, last year I was wondering around not sober and saw these children (21-or so-year olds) passing around a bottle of Jaeger. I remember thinking they were stupid because that stuff is just filled with empty calories and headaches. Vodka sodas and tequila is the only stuff worth drinking these days. Everyone knows that. |
