| Poultry Name:
| Chicken Head |
| Contact Name:
| Christian Gaffney |
| City of Origion:
| New York |
| Team Name:
| Vajazzle (Formerly No Grass For U) |
| Email Address:
| gaffney.christian@gmail.com |
| Team URL:
| http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=244374600122&ref=ts |
| Team Bio:
| Our team has the following goals for this tournament (all weighted equally): 1) Win the sideline. 2) Win the party. 3) Have fun playing ultimate and look good while doing it.
#1: The Sideline
Winning the sideline to us means having the best-spirited sideline at every game where our opposition loves us and teams near us are drawn to us like a fat kid to Krispy Kreme. We will have impromptu sideline pants-off-dance-off parties (before and after the game, and probably a time-out so we can dance with the other team during the game). We have experience in these matters. In addition to music, there will undoubtedly be various heckling games, such as womp, bom-chika-wah-wah, and star power (we sing the Star Power song from Super Mario Bros). If you ever miss us, just look for our Chicken Head flag flying high in the skies and you'll know where to go.
#2: The Party
Winning the party to us means adding to the festivity by dancing our asses off, doing karaoke without the mic or lyrics, commingling with all of the other teams and staying until the bitter end of the party. The sad reality is that some teammates may not make it through the night. The only excused absence from the party is when a Chicken Head is on official Chicken Head Missions. Dishonorable discharges from the party include over-drinking, under-drinking, tiredness, cramping, and anything boyfriend/girlfriend related. We WILL win this party.
#3: Playing Ultimate (and looking good while doing it)
That's the easy part.
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| Team History:
| No Grass For U was founded 3 years ago as a coalition of central park pickup players who wanted to go to some tournaments and play on better fields than the "dust-bowl." With a reputation for solid ultimate and award-winning partying, the team's reputation and roster grew. With 3 years of growth that would make China's economy jealous, No Grass is ready to take over the ultimate world. But we can't do it alone, that is why we've enlisted the help of the best players New York has to offer, combining forces with players from the former grey till, bashing pinatas and puppet regime to form a new New York City super-team, Vajazzle. No Grass's most recent finishes are 6th place in the highly competitive Metro New York section, and 1st place in the PADA Mosh B-Division. Proud of, but not content with, our strong finish, we look to be a very strong team with aspirations of winning our section and going deep in the Northeast regional tournament this year. |
